Friday, January 29, 2010

Krewe du Vieux! Wahoo!

It's that time again! Carnival time!

What, you don't have carnival in your town? You mean you don't stuff yourselves with king cake and crawfish and cochon de lait and Abita Amber and Old New Orleans Rum and listen to brass bands, and second lines, and Dr. John, and Al "Carnival Time" Johnson, and Kermit Ruffins and Allen Toussaint?

Oh. You really don't do any of that? Sorry.

I guess that's why Louisiana ranked as the happiest state in the union in a study by Hamilton College and Warwick U in the UK. Sure the information from their study was actually collected pre-K, but I have a hard time believing that the rest of the country is doing much better what with this recession we got goin' on. And what with dem Saints marchin' into de Superbowl, I doubt anyone is happier than Louisianians right now.

Krewe du Vieux is tonight, marshalled by none other than Mac Rebbenack, the Night Tripper, himself. That's Dr. John to all y'all. This krewe gets their name from the traditional name of the French Quarter, the Vieux Carré, the old square. They are a walking krewe, hence they are allowed to parade in the Quarter. Some small mule-drawn carts are allowed, mules that are pretty used to the crowds and noise of the quarter from pulling buggies, but sometimes they balk a little. I think that's just another part of the allure.

This parade is all about satire and poking fun at our politicians, big news stories, and ourselves. With sub-krewes named "Drips and Discharges", "C.R.U.D.E.", "L.E.W.D.", "Seeds of Decline", and "Underwear", what were you expecting? ;)

While Phunny Phorty Phellows traditionally started carnival with their streetcar parade on Twelfth Night--what, you don't celebrate 12th Night, either? Your loss-- Krewe du Vieux has become the contemporary parade that kicks off the mayhem that will continue until February 16th. Fat Tuesday. I work in the quarter, so we're closed Monday and Tuesday for obvious reasons. So if I'm not blogging, you'll know I'm probably drunk or sleeping. I love this time of year. :) I'll most likely be all carnival-ed out by the time Fat Tuesday rolls around, probably sleeping in and then going to see The Wolfman, since I know not too many other people will have the same plans.

So that's what's going on here in the happiest state in the union. And ya know, I'm feeling pretty happy. Until I remember that there will be not one, but THREE (3!!) 18 year old boys staying in my shotgun apartment for their very first Mardi Gras. That's just old enough to get arrested, in case you hadn't made that connection. ;)

I just keep reminding myself that they probably won't be around very much. And the three of them should keep each other busy so I don't have to do any entertaining. I just hope the three of them don't get each other into trouble.

Pray for me, won't you?

On a parting note, I saw this t-shirt on Bourbon today:

Yes, it says "What Would Breesus Do?" Obviously a vast improvement over the last big sellers:
"I Got Bourbon-faced on Shit Street", and "I Drove my Chevy to the Levee but the Levee was Gone." Who buys this crap? (okay, secretly, I want an "Even Jesus Loves the Saints" tee. But don't tell anyone.)

Peace out, and enjoy... whatever it is the reast of the country does while we're throwing a party for ourselves! Wish you could all be here!


Voidwalker said...

Have fun with the carnival-ness. Be safe too and yes, I'm sure Jesus does, in fact, love the Saints LOL.

OOH and yeah, watch out for those 18 year old boys, they are TROUBLE!!! I know, I am one. (a boy, not an 18 year old lol)

L.T. Elliot said...

I so wish I could be there too. Live it up for me!

Corey Schwartz said...

Oh, how fun! I'm trying to convince my four-year-old to root for the Saints! He doesn't quite grasp the concept of Underdog yet :)

Elana Johnson said...

Sounds like a blast! I can tell I need to make my cheap version of King Cake. :)

Hardygirl said...

I must order my king cake right now.

I've never been to Mardi Gras, but you're so right--we all just need to take some time off and PARTY. It would make for a much saner existence.

Have a blast and GO SAINTS!!! Loved seeing Deuce on the sidelines in the playoffs.


Abby Annis said...

Enjoy carnival! And good luck with your guests! ;)

Shannon O'Donnell said...

All right, I IS a dream of mine to spend Mardi Gras in New Orleans and to eat, drink, and do all of the above mentioned fun stuff! There. I said it. But I still don't get to do it. I guess you'll have to have enough fun for both of us this year. :-)

Mortem Twins said...

So jealous...

Shelli said...

have fun!

Lisa and Laura said...

Oh my gosh, have fun for all of us! My husband recently traveled to New Orleans for business and he said it was crazy even when it wasn't Mardi Gras. What a fun place!

Suzette Saxton said...

A carnival - how lovely! It's too cold here for that. Enjoy!

Katie said...

Have fun for all!!!!!!!! To cool!!!!!